“Hey Bren!”
Brother: Bren!
Me: What?
Brother: Can I borrow your Un1te sweater?
Me: Why?
Brother: Cause’ I’m going out.
Me: Why?! o.O
Brother: BECAUSE, COME ON! LET ME BORROW IT!
Me: NO! I mean, WHY do you want to borrow my Un1te sweater?!
*silence*
Brother: JUST LET ME BORROW IT!
*Laughing*
Me: WTF, Ew you poser.
HAHAHA! It was funny for me!